Antiques ? ? ?

So, today, I go into this "antique" store (antique meaning junk that's older than time!).  As I am looking around, I am realizing that a LOT of these "antique" items are things I had in my late teens and 20s!!  WHAT????  Did I ever think that I would be old enough to see my stuff in an antique store?!?

JOHN DENVER's GREATEST HITS??  

How is that an antique??  I was just listening to it!!

I had one of these!!  (Might still have it!)

The speaker for a drive-in????  (I miss drive-ins!)

Chicklets in a gumball machine???

This seems wrong.

This doll was a tad creepy!